Mom: What’s this moobie called?
Mom: Then check the rotten potato.
Me: What? No. The title of this movie is called, UNKNOWN.
Mom: Oh, I see. (pause) Did you get the sauce cold?
Mom: The sauce cold… with the broken mountain boy.
Me: (pause) Oh, you mean the Source Code?
Mom: That’s what I say dummy!
Me: Really?!? (sigh) Just out of curiosity, if you went to a restaurant and the sauce in your pasta came out cold, what would you tell the waiter the problem was with your dish?
Mom: Sauce cold.
Me: And what’s the name of this movie that you want to see again??
Mom: Sauce Cold.
Me: See the problem here??
Mom: I think so. (pause) So, are you the waiter?