watchingtvwithmyasianmom:

Mom: What’s this moobie called?

Me: Unknown.

Mom: Then check the rotten potato.

Me: What? No. The title of this movie is called, UNKNOWN.

Mom: Oh, I see. (pause) Did you get the sauce cold?

Me: What??

Mom: The sauce cold… with the broken mountain boy.

Me: (pause) Oh, you mean the Source Code?  

Mom: That’s what I say dummy! 

Me: Really?!? (sigh) Just out of curiosity, if you went to a restaurant and the sauce in your pasta came out cold, what would you tell the waiter the problem was with your dish?   

Mom: Sauce cold. 

Me: And what’s the name of this movie that you want to see again??

Mom: Sauce Cold. 

Me: See the problem here??

Mom: I think so. (pause) So, are you the waiter?

Me: (sigh)