Watching Toy Story 3 with my Asian Mom…

Mom: Did the pizza make this?

Me: (pause) Yes, Pixar made this. 

Mom: They should at least make a sex Toy Story, you know? 

Me: WHAT??

Mom: Is the 3 the last one? They need to make a three more, be a rich!

Me: (chuckle) Oh, make 6? Yeah… this is the last one. 

Mom: Oh, too bad. 

Me: Yeah, I guess. 

(long silence)

Mom: The disrespecting me is no good. 

Me: (pause) Umm… ok, I know.

Mom: Very bad moobie.

Me (thinking in my head): What the hell is she talking about?? (pause) Oh… Despicable Me… no good… got it). 

Celebrity Math…