Watching Toy Story 3 with my Asian Mom…
Mom: Did the pizza make this?
Me: (pause) Yes, Pixar made this.
Mom: They should at least make a sex Toy Story, you know?
Mom: Is the 3 the last one? They need to make a three more, be a rich!
Me: (chuckle) Oh, make 6? Yeah… this is the last one.
Mom: Oh, too bad.
Me: Yeah, I guess.
Mom: The disrespecting me is no good.
Me: (pause) Umm… ok, I know.
Mom: Very bad moobie.
Me (thinking in my head): What the hell is she talking about?? (pause) Oh… Despicable Me… no good… got it).