watchingtvwithmyasianmom:

Mom: The Rachel Aniston still look a beautiful, no?

Me: I guess. I was never really a fan of Rachel, or Friends.

Mom: You like the freebie?

Me: Phoebe? No. But if I had to choose, I guess Monica.

Mom: Monica?

Me: Yeah you know, Courtney Cox?

Mom: Cocks?

Me: (quietly) Yep.

(Mom abruptly pauses the movie)

Mom: I need a cock. 

Me: WHAT??

Mom: The black one.

Me: (silent)

Mom: Hurry! I’m thirsty! 

Me: (pause) Oh, you mean Coke Zero? 

Mom: Yes. Actually, I change. Bring the Splice.

Me: (sigh) We have Sprite and Slice, you gotta be more specific.

Mom: Orange.

Me: Ok.