Watching American Idol with my Asian Mom…

Mom: Why everyone love the cochina so much?

Me: (pause) Who, JLO??

Mom: What? No, the music festival show.

Me: Oh, you mean Coachella?

Mom: The peanut butter??

Me: No, that’s Nutella.

Mom: (pause) I confuse.

Me: It’s ok.

(silence)

Mom: I’m hungry now.

Me: Me too.

Mom: I buy, you fly.

Me: (chuckle) Where did you learn to say that??

Mom: I Bang your Mother.

Me: (pause) Wait, Big Bang Theory or How I Met your Mother?

Mom: WHO CARES! JUST GO! 

Me: Sheesh…