Mom: The Rachel Aniston still look a beautiful, no?
Me: I guess. I was never really a fan of Rachel, or Friends.
Mom: You like the freebie?
Me: Phoebe? No. But if I had to choose, I guess Monica.
Me: Yeah you know, Courtney Cox?
Me: (quietly) Yep.
(Mom abruptly pauses the movie)
Mom: I need a cock.
Mom: The black one.
Mom: Hurry! I’m thirsty!
Me: (pause) Oh, you mean Coke Zero?
Mom: Yes. Actually, I change. Bring the Splice.
Me: (sigh) We have Sprite and Slice, you gotta be more specific.