Silly things we do that serve no purpose…

1. Pushing really hard on the remote control when you know the batteries are weak… and then you smack it against the palm of your hand. 

2. When we’re fighting off our hunger at night (or when we’re just too lazy or broke to go out), we tend to walk back and forth to the fridge hoping something new to eat will appear. 

3. Pressing your floor button again and again when the elevator is going really slow. Or rapidly pressing the “close door” button hoping no one else will come in. 

4. Slowly ducking your head while driving a large car into a small ceiling garage.

5. Discreetly cleaning your teeth with your tongue if someone mentions anyone having yellow teeth. 

6. As a kid, if the ball you were playing with rolled out onto the street you said, “No, stop!”