If I Were a Girl for One Day…

1. I’d punch myself in the boob just to see if it hurt as bad as getting kicked in the nuts.

2. I’d thoroughly massage my boob right after though… because it would be sore.

3. I’d finally buy that girls cardigan in XL that I really wanted from Forever 21, but was too embarrassed to buy as a guy. 

4. I’d tell my close guy friend that though I appreciate him always paying for dinner, and yes, sometimes I do lock arms with him (and yes, make out with him when I’m drunk)… it’s just because I’m poor, and cold (and sometimes horny)… I’d never ever get with him. 

5. I’d do a ton of jumping jacks! 

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   Lol. Totally legit.

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    Jumping jacks as a girl hurt. In your boobs. Maybe if you have smaller ones not so much, but yeah. Boobs are not fun. 2....

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