1 year ago
Watching Tv with my Asian Mom: Watching Unknown with my Asian Mom... «
Mom: What’s this moobie called?
Me: Unknown.
Mom: Then check the rotten potato.
Me: What? No. The title of this movie is called, UNKNOWN.
Mom: Oh, I see. (pause) Did you get the sauce cold?
Me: What??
Mom: The sauce cold… with the broken mountain boy.
Me: (pause) Oh, you mean the Source Code?
Mom: That’s what I say dummy!
Me: Really?!? (sigh) Just out of curiosity, if you went to a restaurant and the sauce in your pasta came out cold, what would you tell the waiter the problem was with your dish?
Mom: Sauce cold.
Me: And what’s the name of this movie that you want to see again??
Mom: Sauce Cold.
Me: See the problem here??
Mom: I think so. (pause) So, are you the waiter?
Me: (sigh)
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1 year ago
I’M ENGAGED!!!
Aside from the occasional “Asian Mom” posts, I’ve never really blogged too much about my personal life (or posted any pictures), so I thought I’d share some great news with everyone… I’m engaged!! The lovely lady in the picture is my girlfriend Jenny (we’ve been dating for over 3 years). I asked her to marry me on July 12, 2011.
For those who are interested, there’s footage of the actual marriage proposal! It took a lot of planning, but it turned out to be an awesome success (meaning, she had no idea and she cried a lot). If you want to view the video, please check out and follow OUR new blog at www.majorbrowniepoints.com!!
1 year ago
Watching Tv with my Asian Mom: Watching Just Go With It with my Asian Mom... «
Mom: The Rachel Aniston still look a beautiful, no?
Me: I guess. I was never really a fan of Rachel, or Friends.
Mom: You like the freebie?
Me: Phoebe? No. But if I had to choose, I guess Monica.
Mom: Monica?
Me: Yeah you know, Courtney Cox?
Mom: Cocks?
Me: (quietly) Yep.
(Mom abruptly pauses the movie)
Mom: I need a cock.
Me: WHAT??
Mom: The black one.
Me: (silent)
Mom: Hurry! I’m thirsty!
Me: (pause) Oh, you mean Coke Zero?
Mom: Yes. Actually, I change. Bring the Splice.
Me: (sigh) We have Sprite and Slice, you gotta be more specific.
Mom: Orange.
Me: Ok.
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1 year ago
Watching the NBA Finals with my Asian Mom…
Mom: Who you want to win?
Me: I want Dirk to win.
Mom: You should say Africa American, ok?
Me: What? (pause) No, DIRK, not dark!
Mom: What??
Me: Dirk is that tall German guy on the Mavs!
Mom: (long pause) Ah! No Whiskey!
Me: Yes, Nowitzki.
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1 year ago
NEW BLOG…
Hey Guys, I’m working on two new blogs! Here’s the first one:
http://www.watchingtvwithmyasianmom.com (a collection of all my conversations with my Asian Mom. I’ll also be posting NEW conversations once a week). Follow me!
Second blog coming soon! Thanks to those who are still following cheaperthanacupofjoe!
2 years ago
Watching American Idol with my Asian Mom…
Mom: Why everyone love the cochina so much?
Me: (pause) Who, JLO??
Mom: What? No, the music festival show.
Me: Oh, you mean Coachella?
Mom: The peanut butter??
Me: No, that’s Nutella.
Mom: (pause) I confuse.
Me: It’s ok.
(silence)
Mom: I’m hungry now.
Me: Me too.
Mom: I buy, you fly.
Me: (chuckle) Where did you learn to say that??
Mom: I Bang your Mother.
Me: (pause) Wait, Big Bang Theory or How I Met your Mother?
Mom: WHO CARES! JUST GO!
Me: Sheesh…
2 years ago
Play Angry Birds at Home… like Literally!
Photo by Jason Lee (Angry Birds played by his two daughters)…
2 years ago
Watching Toy Story 3 with my Asian Mom…
Mom: Did the pizza make this?
Me: (pause) Yes, Pixar made this.
Mom: They should at least make a sex Toy Story, you know?
Me: WHAT??
Mom: Is the 3 the last one? They need to make a three more, be a rich!
Me: (chuckle) Oh, make 6? Yeah… this is the last one.
Mom: Oh, too bad.
Me: Yeah, I guess.
(long silence)
Mom: The disrespecting me is no good.
Me: (pause) Umm… ok, I know.
Mom: Very bad moobie.
Me (thinking in my head): What the hell is she talking about?? (pause) Oh… Despicable Me… no good… got it).
2 years ago
Very Specific Bathroom Sign…
A diagram for those who can’t read, and enjoy cross-dressing??
2 years ago
Things That Only Asian Girls Like To Do…
1. Throw the peace sign over their eye when taking pictures… why??
2. Make (or buy) double eye lids.
3. Wear scarves in the summer.
4. Wear black rather than work out.
5. Hate on things that they actually really like (Ex. their bangs, Forever 21, MSG, their crooked teeth, ugly guys with money, etc.).
